2006-03-24 [PyroBuggy]: That's hawt

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Yeah, the creepy old men who swarm around me every day give me that impression. *Shudders*

2006-03-24 [PyroBuggy]: Do they slap your arse when you walk past em?

2006-03-24 [Larova]: They used to until I got chainmail underwear fitted with poison needles. It's actually just adrenaline needles, but in enough of a dose that it gives the elderly an instant heart attack.

2006-03-24 [zoloftzantac]: I think one of the main reasons these people don't like you as much as RaineDrop is .... Well, lets see, [RabidSphinx] is an asshole who is kick ass cool and an ultra hot chick, and [Larova] is an asshole ...

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Hey, I'm an ultra hot chick too, and I kick more ass than an abusive donkey farmer. Bow before me.

2006-03-25 [PyroBuggy]: How is he an asshole though? He hasn't really said anything offensive... At least not in a serious manner. This is after all, a "Goof off community"... He's goofing off i do believe :D So should he be banned for doing what was intended when this place was formed?

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Preach it, brother.

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: Who is banning him? Besides, I think he knows he is an asshole ;)

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Yeah, banning isn't an issue. And of course not! I'm a warm and caring person.

2006-03-25 [PyroBuggy]: Well.. If he knows he's an asshole... Why are we complaining and getting mad? It obviously wont do any good. unless he just gets board and leaves. Otherwise you're provoking the crapulent spam that we hate haveing our staff page filled with... kthx

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Damn right.

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: Was I mad? I didn't think i was, maybe foaming at the mouth a bit tho ...

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Nah, you never came off as pissy. You just made the banning jokes.

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: oh, haha, that's right, I forgot. I banned you :p *bans [Larova]*

2006-03-25 [RabidSphinx]: hey, what makes me an asshole? for thinking my own thoguhts? well damn the man...

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: *bans [RabidSphinx]*

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: I think there are some rules, like you know you're an asshole if ...

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: You've had more reports against you then birthdays ... ;)

2006-03-25 [RabidSphinx]: *is banned* damn the man, save the empire!

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: ... if you've been banned ;)

2006-03-25 [RabidSphinx]: i love the movie Empire Records...lol

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: I've never seen it, it's good tho huh? Maybe I'll rent it later ...

2006-03-25 [RabidSphinx]: it's amazing...woot woot...it's my favorite movie...has Liv Tyler in it,..on of her first movies...Rex Maning Day!

2006-03-28 [Tear]: I freaking give up on that damn store and the spam.

2006-03-28 [RabidSphinx]: talking about here of the actual store page? i don't watch that anymore

2006-03-28 [Tear]: The actual store page. I am half way tempted to go and just delete every comment by hand. Hey Jon, can you reset the comment box? Everytime I come back, there is like eight pages of crap to read through with only one relevant comment.

2006-03-28 [zoloftzantac]: (<- is zoloftzantac) Is it really that bad? I mean, all of the questions are getting answered ...

2006-03-29 [Larova]: You know, you could always just give me control of it.

2006-03-29 [Big Brother]: lol, he can't give you a job.... i do all the hiring and firing

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: lol, give control to [Larova]? that *is* funny :p

2006-03-29 [Larova]: So, [Big Brother]... How about it? I mean, if everything's going to hell anyway, why not give me the pet store? ^_^

2006-03-29 [Larova]: Hey, giving control to [Larova] is a great idea. He can do a lot of things to--err, for--the community.

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: going to hell? huh? I think everything is swell, well except that there are more comments then [Tear] wants to read ;)

2006-03-29 [Larova]: (Sssh. Don't tell him that.)

2006-03-29 [Big Brother]: i don't see a need for someone to else to work in the store right now.....there are no jobs atm.

2006-03-29 [Tear]: Way too many. The only reason why I even bitch abouyt the spam in the store is because it is hard for the rest of the workers like Kelly and me to find what is relelvant and what isn't from the conversations that go on when we are not around.

2006-03-29 [Larova]: Heyyyy wait. I actually could solve that problem.

2006-03-29 [RabidSphinx]: ahhh! what is this, are people actually WORKING on this wiki? wtf! you interupted our random chat! ><

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: [Tear]: Can you really speak for Kelly? I never hear her say anything about it and I talk to her a lot.

2006-03-30 [Tear]: I am going by what we both used to bitch about, I know that she used to get almost as frustrated as I do when I would see the comment box, she may have become more tolerant recently.

2006-03-30 [Big Brother]: well i see no problem with it, there is the forum for questions and most questions posted on these pages are answered by random and normally non-staff members anyhow........but that's just me......

2006-03-30 [zoloftzantac]: btw, lol @ RD :p

2006-03-30 [Big Brother]: well i wasn't working, i swear!

2006-03-30 [RabidSphinx]: jon works hard for him money, works hard for the money every day

2006-03-31 [Big Brother]: ya....that's it........

2006-03-31 [Tear]: Every DAY? I thought Jon worked the corner at night.

2006-03-31 [RabidSphinx]: no, you got jon confused with me again

2006-03-31 [zoloftzantac]: ah so, exactly what corner was that again ... ?

2006-03-31 [RabidSphinx]: Mang and Wilber

2006-03-31 [zoloftzantac]: oh man, I am so there *jumps in the car*

2006-04-01 [Larova]: Wait, did you just send him to the nuclear testing grounds?

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: no, the corner of my street....

2006-04-01 [Larova]: Oh, the up-and-coming nuclear testing grounds.

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: um...no

2006-04-01 [Larova]: Wheeeeeeee. Someone got the black-striped version of the news.

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: what the fuck are you talking about?

2006-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: haha, your problem is that you're trying to understand what [Larova] says :p

2006-04-02 [Larova]: Wow, you're good, [zoloftzantac].

2006-04-02 [Big Brother]: ahh, so true. i stopped listening a while ago.

2006-04-02 [Larova]: And that's why nobody proclaims you skilled at this art.

2006-04-03 [PyroBuggy]: I'm with Jon on the stopped listening thing-o... But what Larova is saying makes all kinds of sense and is funny... And anyone who says otherwise is wrong and will be given shit becasue they hold thier own opinions! :D

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: "what Larova is saying makes all kinds of sense" [PyroBuggy]: Did you forget to take your meds again?

2006-04-03 [Tear]: Methinks he has.

2006-04-03 [PyroBuggy]: ooooh... Now zolo is directly offending me... D= Pissing off Buggy is bad ^_^ Especially when he's in the oh-so-rare good moods :D

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Now, now. Lack of medication's only the common media-slave's excuse for making sense of my spoutings. The other percentage are just actually thinking. <3

2006-04-04 [Tear]: I can't even call you stupid. You are just annoying.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Yeah, too bad the inabilities aren't mutual.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: I really wish they were, though.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: You might wish to excuse yourself before you set me off again. I really do not feel like dealing with not-so-subtle flaming.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Oh, by all means, release yourself. Get it all out.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Shed thy namesake until you're dry inside.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Tear as in a rip, not as in crying.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Could've fooled me, buddy.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Then a fool you must be.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Or a whiner you must be.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: So what was this about not-so-subtle flaming? I'm still waiting on that.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: I was talking about your remark about how you wish the "inabilities" were mutual. It was not so subtle flaming.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Oh. They call that a parry where I'm from.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: Okay guys, come on now, lets play nice before [Tear] deletes all of us

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Now that's subtlety.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: Lack of medication's only the common media-slave's excuse for making sense of my spoutings | ha, lucky for me I was mocking you, the media slaves and the mood medications with that comment ;)

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Whew. Glad I threw in enough sarcasm to deflect it.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: I owns them all. Love me for it.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Not again...

2006-04-06 [Larova]: <3 <3 <3 me

2006-04-06 [RabidSphinx]: *farts*

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: okay .... a digital fart huh? Well, thanks for that :p

2006-04-06 [PyroBuggy]: *P|-|4|27xZ0!23|) |\|00|3*

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: ha, not me, I stayed clear away ... :p

2006-04-07 [RabidSphinx]: it seemed like the thing to say at the time...

2006-04-09 [Larova]: Reminds me of Fable for some reason.

2006-04-09 [Tear]: That game rocks.

2006-04-10 [RabidSphinx]: never heard of it

2006-04-11 [Larova]: It's the one that got all the hype in the universe a few years back and didn't live up to it... And yet rocked nonetheless. If you haven't heard of it, though, you haven't had it ruined for you and may possibly love it.

2006-04-11 [Tear]: random if y'all don't mind.

2006-04-11 [RabidSphinx]: i hate videogames but for pokemon

2006-04-11 [zoloftzantac]: Got to! Got to have it! Got to! Chinpokomon! ...

2006-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: ? >>;

2006-04-12 [zoloftzantac]: ha, it's a pokemon parody http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinpokomon

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: cool

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: chipoko means penis in japan

2006-06-16 [zoloftzantac]: that's the joke :p Look and my relation with [RedPhoenixVII]

2006-06-16 [kittykittykitty]: Haha :P Classy

2006-06-20 [ShadowSong]: WHOA... what is the deal...?.. i was gone for awhile... my comp was down... only to came back and find myself erased... what is that about?... I was here before everyone but Raindrop and battlefield...

2006-06-20 [Tear]: Sounds personal. Shit happens when you disappear.

2006-06-21 [Larova]: Here's a recap, though. I finally found the last of my petses, the missing ant farm it turned out I was just overlooking every time I searched. [Tear] took my Sean Connery role on some other wiki, but that's irrelevent, so from there I paid these eight-year-olds to secure my pet shop. Big mistake. Elfpack, I found out, was thieving the hell out of my petses when I was away on important business (the seventeenth hole, no less), and I think you can piece it together from there.

2006-06-21 [Tear]: Larova has it right. You know, piece it together, two plus two equals chair, you catch my drift?

2006-06-21 [Larova]: Almost. Two plus two only equals legs, though you're on the right track. The chair didn't come in until my remake of the Village, where something actually happened before the end.

2006-06-21 [Tear]: But then why does four plus twelve equal house?

2006-06-21 [Big Brother]: O.o somehow that all makes sence.......

2006-06-21 [Tear]: 2 plus 2 is a chair, because a chair has 4 legs, and we brought it into another dimension. But 4 plus 2 equals house because it is a chair squared, meaning not only is it three dimensional, but now it has depth and volume as well.

2006-06-21 [Big Brother]: ya, i understood......i like it ^_^

2006-06-21 [zoloftzantac]: but my chair only has three legs, so then chair plus one is still a chair. Also, chair minus 2 would be a pair of low heel shoes.

2006-06-22 [Tear]: So you are one of those few math exceptions when chair is = or < 4, meaning that if you squared it, you would have an apartmen, instead of a house, so for you, 4 plus 12 would equal apartment.

2006-06-23 [Larova]: And for me, 4 plus 12 equals the second circle of Hell.

2006-06-23 [zoloftzantac]: ahh the 2nd circle, I'll see you there after our deaths ...

2006-06-23 [Larova]: I'll definitely stop by, but I think they'll be escorting me to the eighth.

2006-06-23 [ShadowSong]: lads and ladies... lets please get back on to pets... or move to the spam wiki please.. thankyou

2006-06-23 [Big Brother]: but why? it was just getting interesting.....

2006-06-23 [ShadowSong]: well... you're the boss.. so i guess if you say so... go ahead ppl..

2006-06-23 [zoloftzantac]: ... the eighth circle huh? Let me know which bolge you are in and I'll try to stop by if I can find a way into lower hell

2006-06-24 [Larova]: I hear they're building me a villa in the part of the malebolge with the diviners and soothsayers, just look me up.

2006-06-24 [Tear]: Ummm... and with the exception of Larova, everyone that was speaking, works here. Get out.

2006-06-24 [Big Brother]: *is lost* who has to get out? i don't understand....

2006-06-24 [ShadowSong]: yeah.. who has to get out?

2006-06-24 [Big Brother]: i think he means me *leaves*

2006-06-24 [Firenze]: Awwwwww *clings onto Jon and drags him back*

2006-06-24 [ShadowSong]: ... or me.. lol.. but i'm stayin..

2006-06-25 [Tear]: Nevermind, it was a joke. I meant the non worker peroples. We need to have "secret" dicussions, remember?

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: but we use the staff wiki for that....the board room.

2006-06-26 [Tear]: I claim this wiki in the name of secrecy and sandwiches.

2006-06-26 [ShadowSong]: lol.. well i'm gunna use both my secret ninja powers ... and my former employment at this wiki to invade any such "sandwich secrets"...

2006-06-26 [Big Brother]: *farts* umm.....sorry *continues to watch quietly waiting for a fight*

2006-06-26 [kittykittykitty]: *makes yummy sandwiches* :D

2006-06-26 [ShadowSong]: *ninja sneak-attack... steals sandwich and retreats to the corner to eat it...*;p

2006-06-26 [kittykittykitty]: That's OK I made enough for everybody! ^_^ Unless you eat a lot of sandwiches I suppose..... *nibbles a peanut butter sandwich*

2006-06-26 [Larova]: Ninjas can take pirates any day.

2006-06-26 [zoloftzantac]: *is very hungry* yay! kitty makes the best sandwiches ever ^__^ *enjoys his gourmet caliber, tempeh, hummus and roasted veggie sandwich* yum!

2006-06-27 [Tear]: I am a ninja. None of you can deny it. Yes, I am a ninja, and no, I won't show you my moves.

2006-07-05 [Dead Inside.]: Okay, Because I am dumb. How do you "feed and pet" something on a computer?

2006-07-05 [Bookwyrm]: Well, you virtually set up several hundred lines of code so that your mouse becomes a virtual hand. Afterwhich you write even more code to create a world in which your pet and your "hand" may live. You must also write the code which creates the food "substance", as well as the animation for eating said virtual food. You also must work on the animation for the pet so that when you run your cursor-hand over the back of your pet you "pet" it. Or you could grasp the concept of an imagination and be happy with that.

2006-07-05 [Big Brother]: you can pay me to code it for you! i will charge a low, low price of $19,897.95!! you can't get much better than that!

2006-07-05 [kittykittykitty]: Um.... *plays with her Squidgie the Snail the happy giffie-gif and feeds him banana and tickles his belley* Like that ^_____^

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: ^__^

2006-07-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::luvvles on her Anu Ea and scratches him behind the ears:: ^_^ I heart my little kitty. ^-^

2006-07-06 [Big Brother]: *sends black poison out to kill some ppl.* (black poison is the translation of his name)

2006-07-06 [Bookwyrm]: XD Well aren't you the sweetest little person in the world. XD

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: *gets killed by [Big Brother]'s pet* x_x

2006-07-06 [Big Brother]: i try ^_^

2006-07-06 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha. :P ::takes Anu Ea and hides::

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: ;_; *sends Squidgie to revive [zoloftzantac]*

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: *gets snail slime on himself*

2006-07-08 [Big Brother]: ONE TIME EVENT!!!! win a unique pet or an axotic, and be one of the only 3 ppl. on EP with 2 pets! i'm the owner and i don't even have that! Design a Plot Contest

2006-07-23 [FireGypsy]: Hey if you guys need any help, feel free to ask =)

2006-07-23 [FireGypsy]: Its getting pretty obvious that im bored being out of scool huh?

2006-07-23 [Big Brother]: help with what hun?

2006-07-23 [FireGypsy]: Anything! Im bored! lol =)

2006-07-23 [Big Brother]: hmmm....you have the pet badge but no jobs........what you wanna do?

2006-07-23 [FireGypsy]: Anything =) I used to watch over the pages, and then i disappeared, and now there are no pages to watch!

2006-07-23 [Big Brother]: lets see here..........

2006-08-05 [eyes of frost]: You know B, you need a section for the random workers lol.

2006-08-05 [Big Brother]: a section for what?

2006-08-13 [Big Brother]: i think i need to get rid of them page inforcer ppl. there really isn't anything to enforce anymore.....

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: ::nods:: Yeah that's pretty true...^-^'

2006-08-14 [kittykittykitty]: Aww but I am merely a rule enforcer ;_;

Maybe the 'Giffie-Pet Pound Employee' section could just be the 'Store and Pound Employee' section, which could list everybody who helps to care for the pets :) That would remove the need for the Monitors and Enforcers of which there are only two ^__^"

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: I think he meant some of them, because he did get rid of some of them. I'm no longer on the list. :P And Kitty you could always be a restocker if he gets rid of all the rule enforcers. We only have two restockers...o.O

2006-08-14 [kittykittykitty]: The reason I draw attention to it is because those currently listed as monitors aren't listed anywhere else... but it's Jon we're talking about so that could mean anything :O

Do we need more restockers? I could bee a restocker ^__^

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah, that would be really nice, Kitty. XD I don't have much trouble restocking but since I'm the one taking the requests now I don't want to overdo it. I can still do restocks but it'd be nice to have the two other restockers too. ^_^ I'll add you to the restockers, that way you and [Eyes of the Reaper] can keep on top of that and I can focus on deliveries and requests. ^__^ ::huggles:: Thankoooooo! ^__^

2006-08-14 [zoloftzantac]: ... or how about we talk to [Big Brother] about it ;)

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: MW is my co-owner, she can do as she wishes, and i figured the staff list repeated things so if you you work in any section of the pet pages you watch the pages anyhow. so i made the watches section have the members that just watch....i figured it would clean up a little.

2006-08-14 [inserting name here]: Can I become a member of the staff?

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: I believe we have all the workers we need at the moment. :( Unless [Big Brother] wants any new workers.

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: i need a new cook and someone to do my laundry....

my last cook accidentily got......well, we will forget bout that for now....

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: Oooo I love doing laundry! Cooking is fun too, but I would rather do laundry. ^_______^

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: non-payed, 4+ hours a day, need to get your own way to my house and back....no health plan

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: XD ::huggles:: I'm not going to be your wife sweetie. :P

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: eh? sasha is my wife.....i just need someone to help me be more lazy.

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: XD Yes but if it's non-paid, 4+ hours a day, need to get your own transportation, and no health plan = near-wife status. :P If she's not doing your laundry, then get a maid!! :P But you have to pay them...if you get an illegal alien it should be cheaper though.

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: an alien main......sorda like onegai teacher.....but with a maid....OMG!!! onegai maid!!!!

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: Good luck with that...<.<.....>.>

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: you know you want too much anime when........

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Yeah that is a bit...nevermind I've met other people that are that bad. Except he watched anime that irritated me...like Yugioh...gah...

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: EEWWWWW!!! that in my mind is not anime....

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: Agreed...>.>

2006-08-15 [Larova]: What about Speed Racer? I've heard it both ways.

2006-08-15 [Big Brother]: never heard of it.

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: Speed Racer? You mean that really lame cartoon with the monkey?

2006-08-15 [Larova]: No, that's the original Ghost Busters cartoon.

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: o.O Riiiight...

2006-08-15 [Larova]: Come to think of it, most shows I've seen include a monkey really suck.

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: XD Hmm...maybe there's a secret connection there...o.o

2006-08-15 [Tear]: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? Speed Racer was the shit back in the day! I used to love that show!

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: ...::pats [Tear]'s head::...

2006-08-15 [kittykittykitty]: Powerpuff Girls contains a monkey... and you know that show doesn't suck >_>;

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: ...<.<....>.>...::eats kitty's toes again::

2006-08-15 [kittykittykitty]: *misses her toes* ;_; *sneaks into Mothyr Witch's house while shes preoccupied with the toe-munching and hides all the cutlery* >_>

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: ._. My cutlery! You fiend...T_T ::spits out toes::...they didn't taste good anyway...

2006-08-15 [Larova]: Oh, I love me some Speed Racer. Just most of them suck when there's a monkey involved.

2006-08-15 [Bookwyrm]: ::feels lonely without her cutlery and begins nibbling [Larova]'s toes::